2013.12.27自Dogecoin以来最伟大的投资机会

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The Greatest Investment Opportunity Since Dogecoin
Dogecoin, a joke cryptocurrency based on an internet dog meme, exploded last week. Now it's Ponzicoin's turn.

By Matthew O'Brien
DECEMBER 27, 2013
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DEAR MOST SAVVY AND RESPECTED INVESTOR:

I AM WRITING TO YOU TO INFORM YOU ABOUT AN EXCITING AND ENRICHING INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL MOST ASSUREDLY EXCITE AND ENRICH YOU.


I HUMBLY REQUEST YOUR STRICTEST AND MOST CONFIDENTIAL CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS "TOP SECRET" MATTER. I HAVE MOST EXTREME CONFIDENCE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR DAGGERS AND CLOAKS IN THIS "TRANSACTION" GIVEN REDDIT'S ESTEEM FOR YOUR FINANCIAL ACUMEN.

I AM SATOSHI PONZIMOTO, TOP OFFICIAL OF NEW AND MOST LUCRATIVE CRYPTOCURRENCY. I HAVE DOUBT SMALLER THAN A BREADBOX THAT YOU HAVE HEARD OF OTHERS LIKE BITCOIN. DESIGNED AS DIGITAL GOLD, THESE VIRTUAL CURRENCIES ARE FREE FROM INFLATING HAND OF THE BEN BERNANK. THEIR MATHEMATICALLY LIMITED SUPPLY MEANS THEIR PRICES GO UP EXPONENTIALLY IN TERMS OF DOOMED FIAT CURRENCIES.

THE BEST MONEY GOES UP SO MUCH THAT IT HAS NO USE AS MONEY. BITCOIN IS THE DIGITAL GOLD STANDARD OF THIS USELESSNESS. ITS FANBOYS THINK IT WILL ALWAYS BUY MORE TOMORROW SO THERE'S NEVER A REASON TO SPEND IT TODAY. SMART INVESTORS HOARD BITCOINS AND ONLY USE THEM TO TRY TO WIN MORE ON GAMBLING SITES. EVEN SMARTER INVESTORS HOARD A DIVERSIFIED MIX OF NEWER CRYPTOCURRENCIES THAT HAVEN'T GONE UP AS MUCH YET.


BUT I HAVE UTMOST CONFIDENCE THAT YOU ARE EVEN SMARTER THAN EVEN SMARTER INVESTORS. YOU DON'T NEED TO DIVERSIFY. YOUR SAGE SAGACITY AND KNOWLEDGE OF LUDWIG VON MISES (REDUNDANT I KNOW) WILL LET YOU PICK OUT THE BEST "ALTCOIN."

WHAT IS THE BEST ALTCOIN IS THE QUESTION I AM SURE YOU ARE ASKING AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU ... IF YOU MAKE FOUR EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99. JUST KIDDING THAT IS A HUMOROUS "JOKE." THIS IS NOT A SCAM. THE BEST ALTCOIN IS THE ONE WITH THE MOST LIMITED SUPPLY SO IT GOES UP THE MOST. THAT IS THE GREAT LESSON OF THE GREAT DOGECOIN CRASH OF 2013.

DOGECOIN IS A JOKE CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT WENT BOOM AND THEN BUST AND WAS THEN STOLEN. IT IS AN INSPIRATION AND A CAUTIONARY TALE THAT HAS INSPIRED AND CAUTIONED ME. IT BEGAN AS A FARCICAL COMBINATION OF THE INTERWEB MEME DOGE AND BITCOIN. THAT MEME INVOLVES "COMICAL" PICTURES OF SHIBA INUS DOGS WITH CANINE THOUGHT BUBBLES IN COMIC SANS FONT. SO DOGECOIN IS A VIRTUAL CURRENCY REPRESENTED BY DOG PICTURES WITH CUTESY CAPTIONS. WOW SUCH INNOVATE.


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BUT THE INTERNET IS LIKE 10,000 DOLLARS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A BITCOIN. SUCH IRONIC. SO THE DOGECOIN SPOOF QUICKLY BECAME REAL. DENIZENS OF REDDIT BEGAN USING THEM TO TIP ONE ANOTHER FOR "WITTY" COMMENTS AND "GOOD" DEEDS. THEN DOGECOIN'S PRICE WENT UP 400 PERCENT IN A SINGLE DAY TO BE WORTH $10 MILLION IN TOTAL.

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BUT IT HAD A FLAW OF THE FATAL VARIETY. IT WAS TOO EASY TO "MINE" NEW DOGECOINS. NOBODY DID WHEN THE PRICE WAS SO LOW BUT EVERYBODY DID WHEN THE PRICE WAS SO HIGH. NEW ONES FLOODED THE INTERWEBS AND DOGECOIN'S PRICE COLLAPSED 80 PERCENT OVERNIGHT. BUT IT HAD ANOTHER FLAW OF THE EVEN MORE FATAL VARIETY. IT WAS TOO EASY TO STEAL DOGECOINS. DAYS AFTER THE CRASH HACKERS LOOTED 30 MILLION DOGECOINS FROM DIGITAL WALLETS. THESE WERE WORTH $6,000 IN WORTHLESS DOLLARS.

I HAVE USED MY DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS TO INVENT THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE CRYPTOCURRENCIES. IT IS CALLED PONZICOIN. WHAT MAKES IT BETTER THAN BITCOIN OR DOGECOIN OR ANY OTHER COIN IS THE QUESTION YOU ARE WONDERING AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU FREE OF CHARGE. PONZICOIN HAS THE MOST LIMITED SUPPLY POSSIBLE AND THE MOST SECURE LOCATION POSSIBLE. AT ANY TIME THERE IS AT MOST ONE PONZICOIN AND IT ALWAYS STAYS WITH ME. BUT IT IS INFINITELY DIVISIBLE SO YOU CAN BUY AS SMALL A PART AS YOU LIKE AND I WILL SEND YOU A CODE TO VERIFY YOUR HOLDING. PONZICOIN HAS LITERALLY UNLIMITED USES BUT THE PRIMARY ONES ARE SELLING IT TO THE GREATER FOOL AND BUYING STAMPS.


REST ASSURED THIS IS A 100 PERCENT "LEGITIMATE" RISK-FREE ENTERPRISE THAT WILL MOST ASSUREDLY EXCITE AND ENRICH YOU. I ONCE AGAIN REQUEST THAT YOU MAINTAIN THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF TOP SECRECY UNLESS YOU KNOW EQUALLY SAVVY INVESTORS WHO WOULD ALSO BE INTERESTED.

PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR MONEY.

Matthew O'Brien is a former senior associate editor at The Atlantic.




自Dogecoin以来最伟大的投资机会
Dogecoin，一种基于互联网狗的备忘录的玩笑性加密货币，上周爆炸了。现在轮到Ponzicoin了。

作者：Matthew O'Brien
十二月 27, 2013



Flickr: dilettantiquity
亲爱的最精明和最受尊敬的投资者。

我写信给你，告诉你一个令人兴奋和丰富的投资机会，它将最有可能使你兴奋和充实。


我谦恭地请求您对这一 "绝密 "事项进行最严格和最机密的保密。我非常相信你会理解在这项 "交易 "中需要使用匕首和斗篷，因为Rddit对你的金融智慧非常尊重。

我是SATOSHI PONZIMOTO，新的和最有利可图的加密货币的高级官员。我有疑问，比面包盒还小，你听说过像比特币这样的其他人。这些虚拟货币被设计成数字黄金，不受本-伯南克膨胀之手的影响。他们在数学上的有限供应意味着他们的价格在注定的法定货币方面成倍地上升。

最好的钱会涨得很厉害，以至于它作为钱没有用。比特币是这种无用性的数字黄金标准。它的粉丝们认为它明天总是能买到更多的东西，所以今天没有理由去花它。聪明的投资者囤积比特币，只用它们来尝试在赌博网站上赢得更多。更聪明的投资者会囤积多样化的较新的加密货币，这些货币还没有涨到那么多。


但我有极大的信心，你比更聪明的投资者还要聪明。你不需要分散投资。你的贤明和鲁德维格-冯-米塞斯的知识（我知道是多余的）将让你挑选出最好的 "altcoin"。

什么是最好的altcoin是我确信你正在问的问题，现在我将告诉你...... 如果你轻松支付四笔19.99美元。开玩笑，这是一个幽默的 "玩笑"。这不是一个骗局。最好的altcoin是供应最有限的，所以它涨幅最大。这是2013年Dogecoin大崩溃的重要教训。

dogecoin是一个玩笑式的加密货币，它先是繁荣，然后破产，然后被盗。它是一个鼓舞人心的故事，也是一个警示性的故事，给了我启发和警示。它开始时是网络备忘录doge和比特币的滑稽组合。该备忘录涉及到柴犬的 "滑稽 "图片，以及漫画字体的犬类思维气泡。因此，狗币是一种虚拟货币，由带有可爱标题的狗图片代表。哇，真有创意。


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但互联网就像10000美元，而你只需要一个比特币。太残忍了。所以狗币的恶搞很快就变成了现实。reddit的居民们开始用它们来给彼此的 "诙谐 "评论和 "善举 "提供小费。然后Dogecoin的价格在一天内上涨了400%，总价值达1000万美元。

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但它有一个致命的缺陷。要 "开采 "新的多格币太容易了。当价格如此之低时，没有人这样做，但当价格如此之高时，所有人都这样做。新的狗币充斥着网络，狗币的价格一夜之间崩溃了80%。但它有另一个更致命的缺陷。偷取多格币太容易了。崩溃后几天，黑客们从数字钱包中掠夺了3000万个多格币。这些价值6,000美元的无价值美元。

我利用我对奥地利经济学的深刻理解，发明了所有可能的加密货币中最好的货币。它被称为Ponzicoin。是什么让它比比特币或狗币或任何其他硬币更好，这是你们想知道的问题，现在我将免费告诉你们。Ponzicoin拥有最有限的供应和最安全的位置。在任何时候，最多只有一个Ponzicoin，而且它总是在我身边。但它是可以无限分割的，所以你可以购买你喜欢的一小部分，我将给你发送一个代码来验证你的持有量。Ponzicoin的用途实际上是无限的，但主要是把它卖给大傻瓜和购买邮票。


请放心，这是一个百分之百 "合法 "的无风险企业，肯定会让你兴奋和充实。我再次要求你保持最高级别的保密性，除非你认识同样精明的投资者，他们也会感兴趣。

请把你的钱都送来。

马修-奥布莱恩是《大西洋》杂志的前高级副主编。